Legal Terms and Conditions

How to Compensate Us for Articles Appearing on Vorpal Trade
As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. This will only occur if I share a link to an Amazon product web site, you click on the link, and make a purchase. This remuneration is, IMHO, extremely modest. This is the only way I am paid for writing articles for this blog. From 2009 through at least 10/27/23 no advertising has ever appeared to our knowledge at Vorpal Trade. We have not received any products for testing, reviewing, or reporting. All opinions are based on my usage of products I have bought and paid for myself.

Scottish Persons Prohibited
Despite having a certain amount or even a great deal of fondness of the Scottish people, the land, and their history, the Hate Crime and Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021 forces me to prohibit all Scottish persons from reading any page of this blog except for this legal terms and conditions page.

Violations of this prohibition will be deemed to be stirring up hatred of me and any of my identity characteristics.

The bill itself is deemed to be a hatred of free speech and people in the United States who live freely under the terms of its Constitution. Because of this designation, the legislators who passed the Bill are presently considered to have committed a hate speech crime against the author in accord with that law. None may read this blog. Reading it if a legislator or lobbyist within Scottish jurisdiction is prohibited and/or a crime.

Terms of Service
Readers agree that as a condition of accessing and reading this web site that they will not take any action whatsoever resulting from any information presented here, whether or not such information is presented as advice, prediction, or presented as being beneficial to the reader. Readers further acknowledge that they have not paid the author or publisher of this blog any remuneration, fee, stipend, or other payment in connection with the publication, distribution, or reception of information presented at this blog and that no fiduciary or advisory relationship exists between reader and the author or publisher whatsoever. Readers agree that any action they take upon receiving information in Vorpal Trade materials of any sort is their sole responsibility. Regardless of all other circumstances, readers agree that if in any event they dispute any clause presented in this contract that they must advise both writer and publisher (if applicable) prior to any action they choose to undertake that in their opinion has been influenced by materials they have read in Vorpal Trade. Readers agree, in other words, that any financial transaction, whether to buy, sell, or hold, any security or physical asset, or undertake or refrain from any activity, must either (a) be disclosed to the writer and publisher (if applicable) prior to their undertaking the decision, or (b) accept this agreement in full, or (c) not read any Vorpal Trade article whatsoever. Upon selecting options (a), (b), or (c), the reader further agrees that if in the event that a dispute should arise between reader and the author or publisher, that any remuneration payable to the reader shall be limited to the amount paid to the author directly by the reader in exchange for receiving the information contained in Vorpal Trade.

In addition, readers agree that if they profit from advice from Vorpal Trade while paying nothing, but then want compensation from Vorpal Trade in situations in which they lose money, then they shall pay the author $400 per annum in perpetuity, starting with the day of their first published complaint or formal complaint to any organized body or government organization.

Copyright
All articles at Vorpal Trade are copyrighted. All rights are reserved to the author. Permission to republish must be obtained in writing from the author. Each use or republication must be credited with acknowledgement of authorship and source, and a link to the Vorpal Trade website and original article must be included.

Linking to Vorpal Trade Articles
You may link to Vorpal Trade articles provided that you give credit to either the author or the name of the publication ("Vorpal Trade") explicitly in the text of your article.

Internal Republication for Investment Advisory, Brokerage, and Investment Management Organizations
We will consider granting permission for republication of Vorpal Trade articles for internal or customer uses at firms engaged in investment advisory, investment banking, and similar and related organizations. You must contact us in advance. A modest fee will be required, as well a copy of the publication in which our articles are reproduced.

Objectivity
Under no circumstances will we write articles or create material at the direction of or request of any person or organization that solicit the sale or purchase of or promote particular securities, including government organizations or religious organizations. We reserve the right to use, report, disclose, and publish information regarding requests to produce promotional materials for other parties.

Tacitus
“The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.”
― Tacitus, The Annals of Imperial Rome
Corruption Perceptions Index  Tacitus quotes

Effective 1 February 2013.

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