LIBOR is not a free lunch

The latest banking scandal has some people yawning, some yapping, some yelling. Overall, there seems to be a clear lack of outrage except among those who have an incentive to find a reason to be outraged. What to think? Frankly, this case smells. All the telltales indicate that this is a false scandal. LIBOR is an interest rate derived from information volunteered by various banks periodically. What do the banks get for their effort? Nothing, really. The information they supply costs them time and effort, and they get nothing in return.

LIBOR is a free lunch, an attempt to concoct an important benchmark interest rate from voluntary statements  of a few banks. What incentive do they have to tell the truth? Apparently, the incentive is jail time if they lie, and nothing if they don't. So for the bankers, it is a negative sum game. Is it any wonder that Libor Case Documents Show Timid Regulators? The regulators must have been wondering whether it was an April Fools joke. You can imagine them talking to the walls, as though the pranksters were hidden nearby: "Okay, okay, come on out guys! What's the catch? Tell me what the joke is!"

Since there is no way to predict the outcome of the investigations underway, and there is little reason for those of us who are not LIBOR experts to suddenly learn a bunch about what it is and how it works, our net investment thesis is something between short everything having to do with banks and governments and I don't care and I am going to ignore the whole thing. You could make a case that random and capricious prosecution of impolite behavior (certainly Barclay's attempted "manipulation" of LIBOR at least qualifies as impoliteness) indicates that those in the know among regulators of the financial industry are short the banks and intend for other investors to sell out at the bottom.

It could be foolish to expect that LIBOR will last much longer. Do we need a benchmark rate built on the assumption of a free handout of information?

Eliot Spitzer writes in Larry Kudlow Says the Libor Conspiracy Has No Victims. That’s Grotesquely Wrong (sorry, I misplaced the URL) that there is massive harm done in this case. People are quite astute at perceiving damage to themselves done by others. Some are astoundingly good at it, spotting eleven out of every three cases of negligence or inconvenience that occur. The remedy will be an unexpected consequence:  LIBOR will go away, and we all--Spitzer, you, me, and all the other people who have mortgages and car loans--will have to rely on much fuzzier (and more expensive) estimates of short-term borrowing costs.